Jim Wright

My stepdad has ridiculous sayings that he says over and over and over again. Everyday. So I wanted to write them all down so that I don't forget any of them. It's a work in progress because it's hard to remember all of them but here is the start of them:

Turn out the lights! The party's over. They say that all good things must end. Call it a night! The party's ova! La di da di da di da.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
No rebase!
Oh yum yum!
Does a bear go in the woods?

Does an elephant go in the woods?
I know how to cook! I can boil water and melt butter.
Yodilaye yodilaye yodilay-hee-hoo
Who is it??
Alrighty then!

Downtown Charlie Brown!

No thanks I'm trying to quit.

HI sweethot!

Where's my 10%?

BAH bah black sheep have you any wool?

He also has trigger words. When you say a certain word he will BURST into song:

Wendy - a beach boy's song

Moon - there's a moon out tonight

Parade - i love a parade